knee-high socks (◕‿◕✿)
thigh-high socks (✿ ♥‿♥)
Wait so if wrestling is fake…
Do-does that mean Claudio Castagnoli didn’t actually run away from CHIKARA to some place in Florida after losing to Icarus?!
You’re gonna sit in my face and tell me that Crash Holly wasn’t 400 lbs?
THERE WAS A SCALE AND EVERYTHING
Wait, wrestling has to be real
I mean, a guy burning down a funeral home with his brother still inside scarring him for life to the point he wears a mask and can summon fire has gotta be legit
ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT GREGORY HELMS DOESN’T FUCKING HAVE SUPERPOWERS
So lemme get this straight, “Watcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you” was just an idle threat?
There is no “Hulkamania”?
Then what was fueling that giant tanned man’s rages?
Get outta here.
I decided to glitch a picture of me hello.