i gotta work at 7

nuts

gute nacht

imadad3:

firstgaydog:

in pokemon you can battle a cop

you can battle a cop in real life if you arent a weenie

(Source: phonyhulkamania)

sirdef:

sirdef:

sirdef:

i did that adult thing you can do where you buy an entire cake and just eat it

i am eating an entire cake

update: there is more cake than i imagined. 

i see now why my parents didn’t let me do this

seriousjones:

ever notice how there are no adults in WWE? that’s because WWE is actually purgatory. it’s all in vince mcmahon’s imagination. he never had parents to provide for him so he imagined the rock, who always had something cooking for him. the undertaker is how vince copes with the inevitability of death. also vince is in a coma

fangoriaaa:

shslequius:

mango is a funny word

jESUS FUKCING CHRIS  T

fangoriaaa:

shslequius:

mango is a funny word

jESUS FUKCING CHRIS  T

jeffreykoval:

Kevin is an unpleasant man who loses his job. Welcome to Deptford County. 

jeffreykoval:

Kevin is an unpleasant man who loses his job. Welcome to Deptford County. 

Fixing up the tag for the cutie. <3

(Source: acanthachaos)

Stiles: MAMA
Stiles: JUST KILLED A MAN
Stiles: PUT A GUN AGAINST HIS HEAD
Stiles: blah blah dead guy
Stiles: there he is
Stiles: stinkin up my floor